Jokes at Pop

Our current favourite jokes...

Q	What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A	Hailing taxis!
	(From Lucia Foster aged 8)

Q	What do sheep eat for breakfast?
A	Cereal baaars!
	(From Adam Shaw aged 8)

Q	What did the farmer use to count his cows?
A	A calculater.
	(From Melisha aged 13)

Q	Why did the Zebra cross the road?
A	Because there was a Zebra Crossing!
	(From Victoria Gatrell aged 8)

Q	Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A	Because he had no body to go with!
	(From Sadia aged 10)

Q	What is a crocodile`s favourite game?
A	Snap!
	(From Eve aged 9)

Q	What did the teddy bear say to the waiter?
A	I'm stuffed!
	(From Michael Leah aged 7)

Q	What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A	A woolly jumper
	(From Shannon Butts aged 7)

Q	What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A	A fsh!
	(From Sophie aged 9)

Q	When a man asked a centipede to go to the shops what did the centipede say to the man?
A	Give me a chance to put my shoes on!
	(From Taylor Hallett aged 7)

Q	Why couldn't cinderella play football?
A	Because her coach was a pumpkin!
	(From Daenagh Magee aged 10)

Q	Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A	To get to the second hand shop!
	(From Hannah aged 8)

Q	What do you call a laughing skeleton?
A	Funny Bones!
	(From Ujala Mansoor aged 6)

Q	What do you call a bee that's cross?
A	A grumble bee!
	(From Izzy aged 7)

Q	What do crocodiles drink?
A	Croco cola
	(From Arooj aged 8)

Q	What do you call a three legged donkey?
A	A wonky
	(From Elissa aged 9)

Q	Why don't you see Penguins in Britain?
A	Because they're afraid of Wales!
	(From Meera Khan aged 10)

Q	What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit when they were late for school?
A	Hop to it we're going to be late!
	(From Poppy Bowness aged 6)

Q	Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?
A	No, I really did!
	(From Hassan Khan aged 11)

Q	Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A	Because it wanted to get to The Body Shop!
	(From Amylea Meiklejohn aged 6)

Q	What do you call a deer in the rain?
A	A rain deer!
	(From Jake aged 8)

Q	What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A	Cliff!
	(From Zakariah Khan aged 11)

Q	What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A	Flatman and Ribbon!
	(From Emily Webb aged 11)

Q	Why was the sea yellow?
A	Because the sea...weed!
	(From Sanchit aged 10)

Q	Why did the jellybean go to school?
A	Because he wanted to be a smartie!
	(From Jack Oliver Smith aged 5)

Q	Shall I tell you the joke about the high wall?
A	I'd better not you'd never get over it!
	(From Megan aged 6)

Q	Why did the farmar feed his cow money?
A	He wanted rich milk!
	(From Ashleigh aged 9)

Q	Knock, knock. Who's there? Spider. Spider who?
A	Spider when she thought I wasn't looking.
	(From Rebecca Louise Subbs aged 7)

Q	Where did the man with one arm go?
A	To the second hand shop!
	(From Lauren aged 13)

Q	Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
A	He was shellfish!
	(From Kara aged 6)