Jokes at Pop

Our current favourite jokes...

Q	Where do bulls keep there homework
A	In there beef case
	(From lia aged 7)

Q	why was jacks beanstalk so wobbly ?
A	because he planted jelly beans
	(From mohona aged 9)

Q	what happened to the guy that got caught eating fireworks
A	the police let him off
	(From david aged 10)

Q	what does unicorn call its father?
A	popcorn
	(From Saeqa aged 7)

Q	wat do u get if u cross an apple and a plank of wood
A	a PINEapple !!
	(From leon aged 12)

Q	waiter waiter will my pizza be long?
A	no sir it will be round!
	(From ava aged 7)

Q	why did the bycicle not stand up?
A	because it is two-tyred!!
	(From lewis aged 8)

Q	what do you call an angry pea
A	grump - pea
	(From Jordan aged 6)

Q	Q.what time do you need to go to the dentist
A	A. Tooth hearty
	(From Junaid aged 10)

Q	shall i tell u a joke about a pencil?
A	no becuase you wont get the point lol
	(From anthony c aged 9)

Q	Who designed Noah's ark?
A	An ark-itect !
	(From lilly aged 9)

Q	what lies at the bottom of sea and shakes
A	A NERVOUS WRECK
	(From EDWARD aged 7)

Q	What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A	Swimming trunks
	(From Bryn L aged 6)

Q	what is the smeliest animal on the farm
A	the toilet duck
	(From hannah aged 8)

Q	whats got a bottom at its top????
A	A leg
	(From Helena aged 7)

Q	what's an elephants favourite game???
A	squash!!!
	(From ella aged 10)

Q	why dont you play cards with a cheeter
A	because they CHEAT!!!
	(From KEELEY aged 8)

Q	what happen to the broom when it went to sleep
A	it over swept
	(From benjy aged 9)

Q	Why did the biscuit cry?
A	because his mother was a wafer so long!
	(From Cassie aged 7)

Q	what do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A	the milky baa kid.
	(From sally aged 11)

Q	What did the chicken say after she laid a 1000 eggs?
A	I'm eggausted
	(From jennifer aged 7)

Q	Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A	It turned into a field!
	(From bertie aged 6)

Q	what is the best time to go to the dentist
A	tooth huty
	(From lenny aged 8)

Q	WHAT ANIMAL SHOULD NEVER PLAY CARDS
A	A CHEETAH
	(From EMILY aged 7)

Q	what do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire
A	Lots of blood tests
	(From Sophie aged 8)

Q	what do you have when a elephant sits on your mate ?
A	a flat mate
	(From christina aged 7)

Q	why did the banana go to the vet
A	because it wasnt pealing wel
	(From jamie-leigh aged 9)

Q	how do you start a teddy bear race
A	ready teddy go!
	(From caitlin aged 8)

Q	where do fish go on hoiday.
A	Finland
	(From amina aged 6)

Q	Why did the tomato blush?
A	It saw the salad dressing!
	(From Imogen aged 8)